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Dear President Arroyo,

Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments. You know, the ones down the street who, in the good times, re-financed their houses several times and bought brand new SUVs, big-screen TVs and expensive jewelries. I was wondering, since I am paying my mortgage and theirs, could you arrange for me take one of those SUVs on a road trip now and then?

P.S. They also need help with their credit cards. When do you want me to start making those payments?

P.P.S. I almost forgot - they didn't file their income tax return this year. Should I go ahead and file for them or will you be appointing them to cabinet posts soon?

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