ANO BA 'YAN KABAYAN!

Unknown to many, surveys top-ranker Vice-President Noli de Castro is a compleat author of books, and many think he is ripe for the presidency. He recently published a science book for our high school students entitled, "Toxic Gases From Your Anus" ( he should have spelled it 'Uranus'). So, does he get your vote in 2010? I thought so. P.S. This is only a joke.

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PGMA STAMPS RECALLED!

The Philippine Postal Authority (PhilPost) recently ordered the recall of all newly-circulated President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo/Ramdam Ang Kaunlaran stamps. Why? Postal employees discovered that a majority of Pinoys who buy them were putting their SPIT on the wrong side of the stamps!

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CHAMP WITH CHIZ

Since Manny Pacquiao's ultimate dream is to be in politics and an elected official (thank God he wasn't appointed DENR Usec by Litong-Lito Atienza), and since Senator Francis Escudero is a mighty contender for the vice-presidency, may I then suggest this early for fastfood giant Jollibee Foods Corporation (JFC) to sign up a contract with them for a Pacquiao/Escudero - President/Vice-President tandem for 2010 - and with that, may I further suggest that Jollibee adopt the campaign slogan: "I LIKE CHAMP WITH CHIZ FOR 2010!"

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LAWBREAKERS IN DISGUISE AS LAWMAKERS

1. If PRO is the opposite of CON, what then is the opposite of PROgress?

2. Q: What is the difference between the Durian fruit in season and the Batasan Pambansa in session?

A: The PRICKS of the Durian fruit are outside.

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GLORIA'S CONVERSATION WITH GOD

Gloria Arroyo dies and goes to Heaven. (really??) There, she receives a tremendous ovation. Millions of angels sing and praise her. She is given a crown and put on a great throne. Looking around, she is surprised to notice that her crown and throne are bigger than God's. Even she is unprepared for this. "How come?" she asks God. "You are greater than I," says God respectfully. "I gave the Filipino people one day of fasting a week. You gave them seven. I gave them hope, but you took it away!"

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