PRESIDENT-EVIL

Top 3 causes of international hunger and displacement resulting in the massive number of deaths to innocent people: 1) Cyclone in Myanmar; 2) Earthquake in China; 3) Gloria in the Philippines.

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NUT HOUSE

Senate brochure on select 'Homes of the Senators': "Welcome to Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago's mansion. Nepalese garden, Tibetan kitchen, Djiboutian laundry, Congolese library - and the rooms ...... WALL-TO-WALL PADDING!

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SPLAT LI'S

Beijing Ministry of Tourism advertisement: "Gloup touls to Splat Li's available. Fo mo infomation, contact Philippine Toulism Secletaly Ace Dulano, plus bonus English Ploficiency lessons by Secletaly Selgio Apostol."

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