EXPRESS THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE!
Tired of her rock-bottom approval ratings, President Gloria Arroyo called up DoJ Secretary Raul Gonzalez and said, "I want your very best NBI agent over here first thing in the morning!"
Moments later, a call went to Zamboanga, and the most gifted Filipino agent was headed for Malacanang Palace.
The next morning, the agent was escorted into the presidential office. President Arroyo said, "I hear you're the best in the business. I can't trust what my staff tells me. So, I want you to visit every region in the archipelago and every city too. I want you to stay out on the road until you have an idea of what the vast majority of Filipinos would like to see happen right here in Malacanang. Understand?"
The NBI agent responded in the affirmative. He left the palace and wasn't heard from for nearly four months. Finally, he showed up early one Saturday morning, and the president saw him immediately.
The president asked, "Did you find out what an overwhelming majority of Filipinos want done here in this office?"
"Yes madame president!"
"Well, then, express the will of the people!" the president ordered.
So the agent stood up, made a fist, and punched her in the nose.
Tired of her rock-bottom approval ratings, President Gloria Arroyo called up DoJ Secretary Raul Gonzalez and said, "I want your very best NBI agent over here first thing in the morning!"
Moments later, a call went to Zamboanga, and the most gifted Filipino agent was headed for Malacanang Palace.
The next morning, the agent was escorted into the presidential office. President Arroyo said, "I hear you're the best in the business. I can't trust what my staff tells me. So, I want you to visit every region in the archipelago and every city too. I want you to stay out on the road until you have an idea of what the vast majority of Filipinos would like to see happen right here in Malacanang. Understand?"
The NBI agent responded in the affirmative. He left the palace and wasn't heard from for nearly four months. Finally, he showed up early one Saturday morning, and the president saw him immediately.
The president asked, "Did you find out what an overwhelming majority of Filipinos want done here in this office?"
"Yes madame president!"
"Well, then, express the will of the people!" the president ordered.
So the agent stood up, made a fist, and punched her in the nose.
(Image from http://www.fightingarts.com/)
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